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How To Lose....

Don Keogh’s (Board of Director, Coca-Cola Company) 11 Rules on "HOW TO LOSE":

1. Stop taking risks

2. Be content

3. Never deviate from what the founder did

4. Be inflexible

5. Rely totally on research and experts

6. Concentrate on competitors instead of your customers

7. Put yourself - not the customer - first

8. Solve administrative concerns first

9. Let others do your thinking for example, headquarters

10. Rely on T-G-E: "That's Good Enough" and T-N-M-J: "That's Not My Job!"

11. Rationalize slow growth

WaiKit (Author of I Have A Coke...) 11 Rules on “HOW TO LOSE”:
1.Sell out your colleagues
2.Only discuss plans for a major launch 2 days before
3.Do not adhere to other departments timeline
4.Ask to fuck up because we have always been fucking up
5.Openly criticized people in office public
6.Ask other people to do YOUR work
7.Blame other people for your fuck up
8.Don’t stand behind/back up your team when required
9.Recognise the wrong talent
10.Let your emotion to think, not your brain
11.Not having COCA COLA in meetings or dispenser

Coca Cola Getting Naughty(18 SX)

Rated PG-18 for sexual references. The management of I Have A Coke... does not approve references made within the following posting, but is doing it to drive traffic, at the advise of Hotchick.

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