Sunday, March 29, 2009

Seconds of Fame...The 5 Seconds Story

Here are some interesting facts:

1. A post in You Tube shows a dude drank a bottle of 1.5 liter Coke in 11 seconds
2. A camel drank a 1 liter Coke in 5 seconds
3. Freeze a bottle of Coke in 2 seconds
4. My favorite Coke Christmas add is 30 seconds

These facts got me thinking how much you could do in a couple of seconds. More interestingly, I received a ‘forwarded’ email recently, about a particular manager in a company in “Molenesia” who asked his supervisors to introduce their ‘talents’ in 5 seconds.

What has the world of management turned into? The fate of a young talent lies within the speech of his supervisor, in 5 seconds!! Being Malaysian, 2 seconds is spent ‘ahhhhiiinnng’ and the remaining 3 seconds will just be a common praise, i.e. He is good.

“ Boss, this is Bob, ahhhhhhhhhhh…….He is Good” ;
“Ahhhhh…….boss, please meet Mickey, ahhhhh He is Good” ;
“ Let me introduce ahhhhhhhhhhh Joe, he is ahhhhhhhh Good”

How would the talent stand out? And more importantly, who would think of such a stupid method of introducing talent, in 5 seconds? To describe something good, time is irrelevant because talents speak of itself, from action, from participation and from observation. Perhaps the manager doesn’t have eyes and ears to look and see. Maybe he is ‘disabled’

It’s sad these days, how we pay so little attention to people’s feelings. There are many hardworking souls out there who work tirelessly, waiting for their boss to take note, and most often then never, their real effort goes un-noticed. The state of economy is giving a lot of anxieties to people, and we shouldn’t be creating more uncertainties amongst people regarding their work. Such action like above, would show how people are appreciated.

Remember, Human are not resources, they are capital. Capital appreciates. When you drink Coke, don’t gulp it in 5 seconds, because you will end up puking. Take all the time you want, cause Coke Refreshes.

6 comments:

Kim said...

Putting the hard work recognition & appreciation aside coz many bosses think this action is NOT necessary as all employees are paid their monthly salary to do the work.
So don't hope for all the impossible k.
If you are not happy, drink Coca-Cola. Don't worry about the sugar la *drink & smile*

WaiKit said...

HI Kim,

I always knew there is a Coca Cola in you and indeed you are 'refreshing'

Min said...

Molonesia... ahem... sweet memories...not?

were you ever introduced in 5 secs? to say your name, takes 5 secs! =)

WaiKit said...

HI Min,

hehehe...everybody loves molenesia.

Well I wasnt a talent, hence I was never introduced in 5 secs.

and Yeah, I am no quickie :)

Riot said...

The best part is, these people with them funny rules i.e. "5 Secs", get excellence recognition for work they never laid a finger on.
(Kindly pardon my atrocious english)

Kit, organizations don't need talents any more. All they need is one "5 Secs" person and the rest just "doher".
(Again, I'm not much of a speller)

WaiKit said...

Riot, great that you dropped by and dropped a note.

Haha, your english is readable and audible.

I like the term "doher" ahhahah kudos