Facts, Facts, Facts.

How To Lose....

Don Keogh’s (Board of Director, Coca-Cola Company) 11 Rules on "HOW TO LOSE":

1. Stop taking risks

2. Be content

3. Never deviate from what the founder did

4. Be inflexible

5. Rely totally on research and experts

6. Concentrate on competitors instead of your customers

7. Put yourself - not the customer - first

8. Solve administrative concerns first

9. Let others do your thinking for example, headquarters

10. Rely on T-G-E: "That's Good Enough" and T-N-M-J: "That's Not My Job!"

11. Rationalize slow growth

WaiKit (Author of I Have A Coke...) 11 Rules on “HOW TO LOSE”:
1.Sell out your colleagues
2.Only discuss plans for a major launch 2 days before
3.Do not adhere to other departments timeline
4.Ask to fuck up because we have always been fucking up
5.Openly criticized people in office public
6.Ask other people to do YOUR work
7.Blame other people for your fuck up
8.Don’t stand behind/back up your team when required
9.Recognise the wrong talent
10.Let your emotion to think, not your brain
11.Not having COCA COLA in meetings or dispenser

Coca Cola Getting Naughty(18 SX)

Rated PG-18 for sexual references. The management of I Have A Coke... does not approve references made within the following posting, but is doing it to drive traffic, at the advise of Hotchick.

Reference No 1 : Coca Cola Sex Video

Reference No 2 : Coca Cola Oral Sex

Reference No 3 : Coca Cola Condom

Reference No 4 : Coca Cola Girls

Reference No 5 : Coca Cola Dildo

Reference No 6 : Coca Cola Man

The Battles....

Battle 1 : Coke vs Pepsi

Battle 2: I Have A Coke vs Kannysieh.com (pronounced kennysia.com , original name changed to protect the privacy of the owner)

• I Have A Coke has 5 visitors per day, kannysieh.com has 20,000!.
• Kannysieh gets invited to cool launch parties, I get to read about it in his blog.
• People chat at his website, I chat with people in Facebook.
• I Have Coke is about a geeky Coca Cola collector, kannysieh.com is about an IT dude who writes about everything.
• Kanny maybe ISAed, I may write about it later.
• I know all my readers, he should I think.
• Kannysieh.com has multiple awards, I Have A Coke has multiple comments.
• Kannysieh.com has hot chicks picture, I Have A Coke has pictures of sexy Coca Cola.
• Kanny writes about National Politics, I write about Office Politics.
• Kannysieh.com earns him revenue, I Have A Coke, hopes for sponsorship and donation.
• 9/10 bloggers know's Kannysieh.com, the other 1/10 is Me, who pretends to not know.
• Kanny posts everyday, I post 2 times a week.

Statistics or statements, Kannysieh tops it all.

How to be a Successful Blogger?

Think PASSION, not numbers

My passion is Coca-Cola. For sure many of you thinks that I am a geek, who not only collects Coca-Cola, but blogs about it. Now if you really read "I Have A Coke..." , you will notice that I not only write about Coca-Cola. My blogging methodology centred around the idealism of Symbolic Interactions. I create the linkage between a matter of Coca-Cola, with the reality of my life.

Join the CONVERSATION

I love reading other people's blog, although I refuse to be reading those of celebrity bloggers. I find interest in blogs which challenges its readers and allow readers to comment. "I Have A Coke..." is for you and your reading. Challenge my writings and blast my thoughts, because I believe in being a good listener.

Exhibit THOUGHT LEADERSHIP

"I Have A Coke..." is I think unique and provoking. Postings contained within, speaks of volume, and yet educational. I avoid controversy, but interpretations by readers creates curiosity. A reader ones told me, "... when I read your blog, I started reflecting my own life, and I think I will break up with my BF.."

Enable Comments

"I Have A Coke..." advocates freedom of speech. Everybody is invited to comment. No restriction, no 'admins' to censor. But being Asian, my readers hardly comments, for fear of publicity. My Sales Director said, speak now, or don't complain later.

Become the Starting and Ending Point for All Conversations

I believe that "I Have A Coke..." is as latest in news as CNN.com. I was told that my readers read my blog to keep abreast of 'rumours', or get the most honest opinion about latest happenings, or just listen to me 'crap'. I think conversation starts and ends with my blog.

Have more Friends

When you have more friends, you have a big social network. So when they hear you blog, out of courtesy , they read "I Have A Coke...". And when they like it, they tell their friends. Slowly, like multi level marketing, your blog becomes big.

Have Coca-Cola Sponsor your Blog

I hope this comes true....