Best of the Best

Coca-Cola retained its Most Valuable Global Brand title in the latest Interbrand Best Global Brand report and some of the success must be down to the marketing strategies of the past couple of years that are beginning to bear fruit.

Here is my tribute to the BEST of THE BEST.

1. BEST “Prime Time Entertainment” – Buletin Utama, for its 1 hour of great entertainment, focusing on the comical snippets of Malaysian politicians.

2. BEST “On Time Guarantee“ - Air Asia, where being on time is 3 hour late!!

3. BEST “Misinterpreted Law” – ISA, the Internal Security Act, which provides detention without trial to provide "protection" to citizens.

4. BEST “Malaysian Sales” – PDRM Online Discount, where you commit an offence and get an early bird discount.

5. BEST “Police Report” – Seputeh Umno Youth , for lodging a police report today against Seputeh MP Teresa Kok, claiming she had insulted the Royal Malaysian Police and the egg, which is an essential food of the underprivileged.

6. BEST “Value for Money Restaurant” – Malaysia Detention Centres, where you can get a 5 meals for RM 4.50

7. BEST “Say No to a Gift” – Perak State Councillor, for not refusing a gift of China woman.

8. BEST “Architecture Marvel” – Smart Tunnel, for creating history with Discovery Channel and yet doesn’t solve flooding.

9. BEST “ Valued Garbage” – Vegetables savaged at Selayang Market is safe for eating, according to Health Ministry.

10. Best “Original Screenplay” - Jumper, written by Anwar Ibrahim, wins this year's award. Although the film suffers from a cast of unknowns, whose number seems to fluctuate from scene to scene (though always at least 31), the script is undeniably original and exciting. It also has the potential for numerous sequels, which will prove profitable for the actors.(Source : Huzir Sulaiman)