Thursday, June 12, 2008

Rumours.....

Past Coca-Cola Rumours (Source : http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/)

  1. Child dies after drinking Coca-Cola light® followed by chewing menthol-flavored chewy candy.
  2. Coca-Cola can be used by farmers as pesticides for their crops.
  3. Coke + MSG = Aphrodisiac.
  4. Coca-Cola can be used as a household cleaner.
  5. Delhi University student dies chugging Coke.

Present 'My Company' Rumours (Source : Various)

  1. The company will take away all car benefit because of the recent petrol increase.
  2. A 'semi-major' restructuring is in the plans.
  3. I am extremely good looking and I am blogging during office hours.
  4. We got an extra month of bonus.
  5. Cake cutting are forbidden because managers are claiming it as entertainment.
How to Deal with Rumours
  1. Don't attempt to explain the rumours (if you are part of it). My colleague said (in Cantonese) "Kai Sek Chit See Yim Sek, Yim Sek Chit See Mow Chut Sek". Meaning " If you explain, meaning you are covering up, If you are covering up, meaning you are 'useless'.
  2. Don't spread them and don't probe more.
  3. Read between the lines, the fact may lie between the rumours. Example : I am extremely good looking and I am blogging during office hours. The fact is people can't accept that I can post this much, in such short period and that I am always walking around in office. The good looking part is another fact.
  4. Report it to Human Resources.
  5. If you can't beat them, join them. But only limit it to lunch time chats and when you want to blog.

Coca-Cola Detergent?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

so are the coke rumours true? i am sure there is a hint of truth to every rumour

WaiKit said...

Well they are of course rumours. Even though there are some truth to them, I may choose to ignore them cause I LOVE COCA COLA okay. :)